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Jessica Simpson Completes Elaborate Plan To Destroy Cowboys’ Season
Thursday, January 17th, 2008DALLAS—Speaking to reporters she had invited into her impenetrable subterranean Texas lair on Monday, Jessica Simpson gloated over the victory she recently achieved after nearly two years of using her personal charms, her unique brand of cunning, and every resource at her disposal to meticulously plot the downfall of the Cowboys’ 2007 season.
TrashDispatch: Tony Romo FAILS! Dallas Cowboys LOSE!!!
Monday, January 14th, 2008In a game that was Bigger than the Super Bowl itself, in that it would have restored fan confidence and in spirit, given them the Faith that they needed to ward off any Future Trash Dispatch; Tony Romo Loses his cool and YELLS at his Own players (Blaming the offesive line), his coaches, and yes, even the referees. This proves that there is a DARK side to Tony Romo, that up until Jan. 13 2008, had been hidden from the public and his fans.
Trash Dispatch: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Romantic Getaway to Mexico
Monday, January 7th, 2008Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo find refuge in the Mexican sunshine… “Jessica’s parents Joe and Tina came with them on the trip, … They all got along great and had a lot of fun, with lots of exotic drinks and delicious food… Tony Romo and Jessica Simpsom Double dating with Jessica’s parents.
Trash Dispatch: Washington Redskins -SLAUGHTER- Dallas Cowboys
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Trash Dispatch: What happen to the Dallas Cowboys? What happen to the Washington Redskins? A team that wasn’t given much of a chance -just 5 games ago- has now come out of nowhere to determine their own destiny by Annihilating the Dallas Cowboys.
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Dallas Cowboys vs Jessica Simpson, and o yeah, the Philadelphia Eagles.
Monday, December 17th, 2007Trash Dispatch: Sunday, December 16, 2007. The Dallas Cowboys are Defeated and literally SHAMED, not by any Worthy opponent such as the Philadelphia Eagles. But by a Blond Headed, Daddy’s Girl Bimbo/HARLOT, by the name of Jessica Ann Simpson.
Not to take anything away from the Philadelphia Eagles, BUTT, let’s face it. The Dallas Cowboys have […]